笑死人八级英语
昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的： 前台小姐：“Hello.” 老外：“Hi.” 前台小姐：“You have what thing？” 老外：“Can you speak english？” 前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？” 老外：“Can anybody else speak english？” 前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people havetime, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！” 老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？” 前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have whatthing？” 老外：“I want to speak to your head.” 前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”笑死人八级英语
哈哈笑死人八级英语
小冯不懂英语，自然没有明白是什么意思。但小冯好像见过加注释版本。顶一下吧
笑死人八级英语
前台小姐：“Hello.” 老外：“Hi.” 前台小姐：“You have what thing？” 老外：“Can you speak english？” 前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？” 老外：“Can anybody else speak english？” 前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people havetime, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！” 老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？” 前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have whatthing？” 老外：“I want to speak to your head.” 前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”前台小姐：你好！
老外：你好。
前台小姐：你有什么事？
老外：你能说英语吗？
前台小姐：如果我说的不是英语，我说的是什么？！
老外：还有别的人能说英语的吗？
前台小姐：你自己瞧吧，都在玩儿呢，没人有时间。你可以等着啊。你要等就等着，你不要等啊，就走！
老外：我的天啊！！这儿还有谁说英语的没有？
前台小姐：嚷嚷什么嚷嚷！安静点儿！你到底有什么事儿！
老外：我...我要跟你们头儿说。
前台小姐：头儿不在，你明天再来！
笑死人八级英语
谢谢小笑姐姐，小冯倒有几分印象了，不过这是在说什么呢？楼主何意？？笑死人八级英语
You yourself look. All people are playing, no people havetime, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！这句 弓虽！
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